Interview by Mad World radio...

Hello ladies and gentlemen.
Producer:"BOO!"
ehem... boys and girls. Today in the studios with us we have the chief invigilator of the year 1 physics paper...
Producer:"BOO!"

"Now introducing mister (CENSORED)..."

"Yes hello hello"

"you would be pleased to know that we had the room sound padded to keep all noise out. so i assure you that you will not be disturbed by any noise whatsoever."

"yes thank you. you are so ki.. WHO IS TALKING?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!!! If this carries on for the next five years... you will get into alot of trouble!"

"..."

"NOW WHO SAID THAT?!!"

"said what?"

"It was was like an elephant stomping!"

"not likely"

"why?

"well i was observing your feet the whole time and they did not move one bit..."

"Are you insulting me?!"

"No! nonono... im actually a big fan of natural insulation."

"ARGH!!!"

"okay before you kill me can you do one thing?"

"WHAT?"

"Jump"

"erm... okay..."

Boing!CRASH!!!

Producer:"Jon what the (CENSORED) did you just do to the floor?!!!... wait... what is that giant thing bursting through my roof?"

SPLAT!!!

"ladies and gentlemen"
Producer:"BOO!"

"... our next guest is the chief invigilator of the english paper... ms (censored)!"

" Hi! i'd like to shout out to my uncle who spends 24 hours a day at a watch factory..."

"okay..."

" you have 1 hour left"

"... huh?"

"... ... you have around 40 minutes left."

" i think thats more than enough time..."

" you have 15mins left... no one is allowed to go to the toilet?"

"WT*?... erm ok thank you for your time..."

"wait its not time yet!"

"erm could you do me a favor?"

"what?"

"stand up and take three steps back..."

"okay... AHH!"
Producer:"ouch that fat guy really hurt me! oh... dang!"

SPLAT!!!

" This is thejoneration and thank you for listening to Mad World."

Blow me away...

No CCA!!! >=D muahahahaha!!! stayed back and hacked this guys com and accidentally deleted his account (SORRY!!!)... Played basketbal and managed to do 5 windmills/wheelbarrow... unsure which one... and 2 1/2 moons in 1/2 an hour... :) i noob but im still happy... pon chinese... sorry vanes and wendelyn... i just can't stand it!!!... Chinese sucks... made a new D.M deck... boring crap i actually don't know why i made it... i am super in debt so i'll have to go be a hired gun and shoot all the admin and get Dr. Hang to pay me for it...
Guess that's all so...
Seeya

Coded text... dont bother trying to decode...

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I'm not sure if anyone will be able to understand that... the less the better... regular letter frequency will work... Jeremy should understand...

A special report delayed by tech difficulties...

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to mad news... i am your host theJONeration bringing you a special report on NUSH sports day 2009...
lighting the torch was the always "graceful" elephant who shall not be named for my own safety... the events that took place were the 400m, 200m, 100m and 4x400m relay events for all the divisions...
Now with me in the studio, we have the king of running, who himself said that he would lead by example in the treacherous 2010 20m event... the always "graceful" Dr[CENSORED]...
Dr[CENSORED], how do you feel about your commitment to the 20m event next year?

"Well... It is a very tough run but someone has to take the initiative to take up the challenge and let the others follow... it really is a big feat to accomplish, walking
20m is no easy task let alone running it, but i must persevere and i hope the school will follow."

I see... now as to the claims by Usain Bolt that running 20m is a task only fit for, i quote, "fatties who can't even run". How do you respond to this?

"Absolutely preposterous! Usain himself only runs 100cm and 200cm events! How dare he even talk about 2000cm! The last time i tred i had to crawl the last 19m! And I am a world class athlete! Don't tell me he can top that!"

Actually he did when he walked from his bed to his television yesterday, but your point is well taken... well i must thank you for your time and the great insites you have provided.

"The pleasure is all mine... i love being on TV!"

Actually this is a radio show but thank you anyway...

Next we have an update on the house standings...
In 1st place was Faraday followed by nobel, followed by fleming, followed by FIBO!!! WOOHOO! WE ROCK!!!
Ehem!... excuse me... In the studio with me in the yellow arm chair we have the Faraday house captain... now tell me, how do you feel about holding on to your winning streak this year?

"Well first of all let me say that all the houses did well... They just were too lousy for us!"

I can see that... well what do you have to say to Nobel house who were nipping at your heels by just two points?

"Bite the dust losers!"

Yes, well they will be biting a lot more than that when they get their hands on you. Now as to Jun Hyeok's double embarassment, both in the 4x400m and 400m events, how do you feel his lack of discipline and failure to deliver results affected the team spirit?

"Well that bloody Korean had better buck up for next year cos if he don't start delivering results ill [CENSORED] [CENSORED] that [CENSORED]!"

I can see your are frustrated...

"[CENSORED] right i am! If we didn't get 1st i would have [<-----CENSORED----->]!"

Very frustrated... Well thank you for your time.
Please excuse his language.

Well that is all for the report. As you can see it was a rather "uneventfull" event.

This is theJONeration and thank you for listening to Mad News.

Rugby balls bounce irregularly...

Haha:) today was teachers day and school had performances and stuff... but no good electric guitar playing-.- dissapointed... nvm next time...
After that i went to ACSJ(primary school) with my friends from ACSI... played rugby there... hmm rugby is actually quite fun... i shall play it again some time...
ok that's all folks...
Hey! what are you doing? stop running at me!
aaahhh!
BAM!
tackled...
score 1-0 to away team...
Seeya!

A baton, balls, shoes and one very pai seh korean!

Today we had our 1.5km, 800m and 4x400m races/relays...
I got 1st for 1.5km C Div! haha!:)... and we got 2nd for relay! haha!:)... and jun hyeok was the biggest joke! He texas cowboy lah! wave baton round and round like nobody's business! in the end also got thrashed! ... now i must declare a very important truth...
(if you hate fibo...turn away now... and run to the nearest pet store and get a life!)
FIBO OWNED YOU PEOPLE HANDS DOWN!!!
You over there! the nobel guy who is putting up his hand and laughing at me... I'M WATCHING YOU... even though you dont have a bell there are still plenty of ways to track your movements...
ok im outta here before some guy comes and tries to kill me by coughing flem all over me!
BYE and btw...
FIBO OWNS

Two blocks... 10m... one gym mat... onle measured long mat... arm muscles and loads of persevearance...

perseverance...persevearance... argh! wdv/hwv you spell it!
Today was NAPFA! Senile dragon say thrashed it but he got thrashed by junhyeok, irham, syazani, jeremy, i can continue listing the other 20 ppl but dun waste time...
I got B for inclined pull up! first time ever!!! yay XD... the joy!... got A for the rest except... hmmm... erm... actually i forgot... nvm lah...
I CAN FINALLY LAYUP IN BBALL! But with a very small success rate... i'm talking 1 ... in a million...
Had loads of fun today... btw did i tell you PE is my favourite subject... ok i just put myself on (MsChan,MsKoh,MrsChui,MsLim and my humanities teacher whos name always escapes me)'s Hitlists... i just had a close shave with a car with no number plate... must be a hired assasin... or just an ang moh driver >=D muahahaha!
Speaking of close shaves... i wonder if botak jones needs to shave or did he go for surgery to do something to his scalp...
ok enough abt bullet-heads...
kk enough!
my keyboard buttons are going to pop out!
Seeya!